GOODBYE GEEK CHIC, HELLO MEAT CHIC!
Out: Leet speak (pwned)
In: Meat speak (abused, herbed)
Out: Glasses
In: Eyes
Out: ironicy t-shirts
In: tank tops
Out: Arrested Development (about time, too)
In: Entourage, Tourgasm
Out: Internet with nerds writing whatever they want
In: Hollywood-style cable tv internet where only good looking muscleheads like me have a say.
(See, that's the thing with "bloggers;" they don't look good. They wear t-shirts, they don't work out. Look at the anchormen on TV. See the muscle they have. And the women. OOOOH! Soledad O'Brian, I'll leave you cryin.)
Out: Nerdy Internet Games like World of Dorkcraft
In: Cool online XBOX 360 games like Madden and Fight Night
LOOK NERDS, YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION RIGHT? WELL LIKE DORKWIN SAID SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. AND BELIEVE ME, I'M THE FITTEST!
MEAT CHIC TILL I DIE - WHICH WILL HAPPEN LATE IN THIS EPOCH, BITCHEZ!
Out: Leet speak (pwned)
In: Meat speak (abused, herbed)
Out: Glasses
In: Eyes
Out: ironicy t-shirts
In: tank tops
Out: Arrested Development (about time, too)
In: Entourage, Tourgasm
Out: Internet with nerds writing whatever they want
In: Hollywood-style cable tv internet where only good looking muscleheads like me have a say.
(See, that's the thing with "bloggers;" they don't look good. They wear t-shirts, they don't work out. Look at the anchormen on TV. See the muscle they have. And the women. OOOOH! Soledad O'Brian, I'll leave you cryin.)
Out: Nerdy Internet Games like World of Dorkcraft
In: Cool online XBOX 360 games like Madden and Fight Night
LOOK NERDS, YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION RIGHT? WELL LIKE DORKWIN SAID SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. AND BELIEVE ME, I'M THE FITTEST!
MEAT CHIC TILL I DIE - WHICH WILL HAPPEN LATE IN THIS EPOCH, BITCHEZ!
posted by Mo Diggs at
4:40 PM
2 Comments:
wow.... if your comment on 1up.com didn't already do you in, this proves you're an absolute moron. good luck with life and, you know, relating with people and thinking and stuff.
unless this is a joke, in which case... hilarious and well done.
By
Gregorio, at 7:44 PM
Hey guys! Thanks for reading my blog.
Gregorio: why can't this be serious and funny?
Check out my new post: it's on citizen journalism.
By
Mo Diggs, at 12:47 PM
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