HOT NEW ZOMBIES VS. ALIENS TRACK: "High"

None of you guys have probably heard of the underground indie band Zombies vs. Aliens, so here's a taste.

MY SECOND STAB AT ALTERNATIVE COMEDY

Hopefully I'll get Toni back with this one.

MY STAB AT ALTERNATIVE COMEDY

Enjoy my bodcast.

Here's the lyrics to that Jet parody:

"Are You Gonna Be My Ally?"

Tell me 1 2 3
Tell me hos's it gonna be
Cuz if we're gonna be in this war together
Then you gotta be my ally

We are in
This together
We are gonna
Fight together

I got Britain
I got Poland
But now I don't have Japan

I miss my alliance
But now Poland just pulled out

So Britain?
Are you gonna be my ally?

I could see
Us in a war
But now we're not allies with Japan
Japan pulled out
And so did Poland
So I must ask Great Britain
Are you gonna be my ally?

In this post, I teach you how to make fun of men and women during your comedy act.

HOW TO DO A FUNNY SONG PARODY

Here's the lyrics to that Tila Tequila song

"I Wanna Fuck Tila Tequila" Lyrics:

I wanna fuck Tila Tequila
I wanna cop a feela
On an 18 wheeler
My balls look like soccer balls that say "Fila"
Oh...Keebler

I wanna fuck Tila Tequila
On an 18 wheeler
My balls look like soccer balls that say "Fila:
Keebler

I'm so glad that she's not Toni
I HATE my ex-girlfriend Toni
She's so stupid
cuz she won't fuck me anymore
She wants to fuck Bright Eyes
The stupid whore
But Tila Tequila?
Yeah, you know what Toni
You're right
Tila Tequila wanted to fuck me
Yeah
When you fought me
Saying that Tila Tequila wanted to fuck me
Cuz she was on my ????? on MySpace
Well guess what Toni
She did want to fuck me
Oooh!
I WANNA FUCK TILA TEQUILA
I wanna fuck her on an 18 wheeler
My balls look like soccer balls that say Fila
Keebler

UPDATE: OK, you got me, Tila Tequila doesn't really want to fuck me. But I wanna fuck Tila Tequila. I ain't the only one. Oh Tila if you're reading this, muuuah!

DENNIS MILLER STYLE COMEDY

Today I'm going to teach you how to sound smart, like Dennis Miller-a great American hero.

DELIVERY: GUY ERNEST STYLE

You know, food isn't only about how it tastes but how it looks. And comedy isn't about how it sounds, but how it's delivered.

BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME

Look at those colors! Amazing! It's so trippy. And stoned. And cooked. And ripped. And roasted. And toasted. And high on marijuana.

MY KIND OF GAME

for my kind of guy

(from water coooler)

IMPROV STAND-UP

NUFF SAID

GOOGBYE AUDIO BOOK HELLO STAND-UP COMEDY

HERE'S MY SECOND INTRODUCTION